[Verginius Rufus]

A famous actor visited Pope Pius XII and said that he had always had a secret wish to be canonized by the pope.

Pope Pius told him that he had to be dead to be canonized, "but if you pretend to be dead, I'll pretend to canonize you."

[cuz1961]

but if you pretend to be dead, I’ll pretend to canonize you.”
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Ah ha ha ha.

Good one /-).

( maybe gretta IS dead, and just has an Elon musk /Zuckerberge /Gates metaverse brain chip walking her body around with pre recorded eco rants /-).