This reminds me of a good joke I heard last year, I’ll try to make it short:
“A crook robs a store and gets shot and killed by the owner. The crook then goes to hell and he sees this huge auditorium with seats circling a stage in the middle and on stage Satan is giving a lecture.
A demon comes up to the crook and tells him his seat is way in the back. The crook asks why, and the demon tells him “We sit people on their level of evil. The most evil people sit in the front, less evil sit in the back”.
So the crook looks at the front rows which are on fire and he sees Hitler, Stalin and Mao sitting in the second row. So the crook asks the demon “How come Hitler, Stalin and Mao are sitting in he second row? Shouldn’t they be sitting in the first?” And the demon says “No the first is reserved for democrats”
DOH!
Shorter: A seal walks into a club.