It’s hard to take your priest seriously at confession time when you know in his apartment are pin-ups of Boys’ Life centerfolds, a Kirk Douglas “Spartacus” poster, a complete collection of Judy Garland albums, a rainbow flag, a half-bottle of Viagra and he’s got several Ben-Wa balls shoved up his kiester with a matching Prince Albert ‘round front. Just sayin’...
Way more than I’ll ever want to know about the gay lifestyle.