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If I was
ibid | 10 26 2021 | ibid

Posted on 10/26/2021 5:44:09 AM PDT by djone

If I was a dog


TOPICS: Religion & Culture; Worship
KEYWORDS: dog; if; was
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If I was a dog.

If I was a dog then I was the dirtiest, uglyiest, most useless dog in the pound. But Jesus came and said I want that one. I was His dog. He loved me

He took me home and washed me clean. And gave a gold collar. And gave me the run of His house because. I was His dog. He loved me.

At anytime, I can walk in and put my chin on His lap. He scratches my ear and tells me I'm a good boy. Because, I am His dog. He loves me

1 posted on 10/26/2021 5:44:09 AM PDT by djone
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To: djone

If I was a dog there’s a whole lot of peoples lawns I’d be pooping on


2 posted on 10/26/2021 5:52:33 AM PDT by Cowman
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To: djone

I’d be humping legs….


3 posted on 10/26/2021 5:58:43 AM PDT by nevergore (I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
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To: djone

Sand fleas


4 posted on 10/26/2021 5:58:49 AM PDT by struggle
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To: djone

A Freeper woke up in a fog
And imagined himself as a dog
He posted his wish
Of a Jesus Dog Dish
And in God’s Holy Pack be a Cog.


5 posted on 10/26/2021 6:05:35 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: djone

If I was a dog then PETA and the Dims would shake the earth at the thought of someone aborting my puppies.


6 posted on 10/26/2021 6:06:58 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: rlmorel

Thank you I am a cog.
In a wheel within a wheel in a wheel


7 posted on 10/26/2021 6:09:10 AM PDT by djone (Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.)
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To: djone

:)


8 posted on 10/26/2021 6:12:30 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: djone

Ain’t we all, FRiend...


9 posted on 10/26/2021 6:15:53 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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To: djone

If you were a dog, I would be saying “HOLY CRAP! A dog can type!


10 posted on 10/26/2021 10:19:29 AM PDT by The MAGA-Deplorian ( Democrats are lawless because Republicans are ball-less! )
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To: djone

Being Jesus’s dog is just too weird.
Oh, I would be my wife’s dog though.


11 posted on 10/26/2021 10:23:39 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: The MAGA-Deplorian

Yes, I can...type...that’s an insult to all of us dogs!


12 posted on 10/26/2021 10:24:41 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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To: djone

I’m a moron snorting Boron.


13 posted on 10/26/2021 10:25:54 AM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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