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If I was
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| 10 26 2021
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Posted on 10/26/2021 5:44:09 AM PDT by djone
If I was a dog
TOPICS: Religion & Culture; Worship
KEYWORDS: dog; if; was
IF
If I was a dog.
If I was a dog then I was the dirtiest, uglyiest, most useless dog in the pound. But Jesus came and said I want that one. I was His dog. He loved me
He took me home and washed me clean. And gave a gold collar. And gave me the run of His house because. I was His dog. He loved me.
At anytime, I can walk in and put my chin on His lap. He scratches my ear and tells me I'm a good boy. Because, I am His dog. He loves me
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posted on
10/26/2021 5:44:09 AM PDT
by
djone
To: djone
If I was a dog there’s a whole lot of peoples lawns I’d be pooping on
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posted on
10/26/2021 5:52:33 AM PDT
by
Cowman
To: djone
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posted on
10/26/2021 5:58:43 AM PDT
by
nevergore
(I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
To: djone
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posted on
10/26/2021 5:58:49 AM PDT
by
struggle
To: djone
A Freeper woke up in a fog
And imagined himself as a dog
He posted his wish
Of a Jesus Dog Dish
And in God’s Holy Pack be a Cog.
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posted on
10/26/2021 6:05:35 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: djone
If I was a dog then PETA and the Dims would shake the earth at the thought of someone aborting my puppies.
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posted on
10/26/2021 6:06:58 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: rlmorel
Thank you I am a cog.
In a wheel within a wheel in a wheel
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posted on
10/26/2021 6:09:10 AM PDT
by
djone
(Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.)
To: djone
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posted on
10/26/2021 6:12:30 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: djone
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posted on
10/26/2021 6:15:53 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: djone
If you were a dog, I would be saying “HOLY CRAP! A dog can type!
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posted on
10/26/2021 10:19:29 AM PDT
by
The MAGA-Deplorian
( Democrats are lawless because Republicans are ball-less! )
To: djone
Being Jesus’s dog is just too weird.
Oh, I would be my wife’s dog though.
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posted on
10/26/2021 10:23:39 AM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
To: The MAGA-Deplorian
Yes, I can...type...that’s an insult to all of us dogs!
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posted on
10/26/2021 10:24:41 AM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
To: djone
I’m a moron snorting Boron.
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posted on
10/26/2021 10:25:54 AM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
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