Amen.
I like this bumper sticker:
JESUS IS COMING BACK SOON...ENTER INTO HIS REST NOW (Hebrews Chapter 4)
I recall the bumper sticker that said something like
“Jesus is Returning! (And boy is he pissed.)”
The other one I recall. “Where are we going!?
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“And why am I in this handbasket?”