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In honor of Jonah, Melville, and Dr. Seuss, who has been recently banned by the Woke:
(((If Moby Dick had been written by Dr. Seuss:)))
I hate that whale.
He ate my leg
And now it’s just an ivory peg.
I hate that whale,
He makes me sick
So now I must kill Moby Dick.
Must I kill him?
Yes I must.
But first I must
get the crew’s trust.
I’ll plead with them
I’ll plead and beg
to kill the whale that ate my leg.
Kill him!
Kill him!
Kill kill kill
He’ll wish that all he ate was krill!
With my last breath
I’ll stab at thee
While thy gore washeth over me!
Stab stab stab and
Bleed Bleed Bleed
Treat the crew to another screed.
Stormy seas,
My voice gets higher
Grabbing on St. Elmo’s fire.
Queequeg, Dagoo, and Tashtego
Lower the boats and off we go.
The wind is screaming,
I scream louder.
But first I gotta
Get me some Chowdah.
Very interesting collection! I like the sculpture Jonah The Prophet the best.
I’m surprised I haven’t seen the VeggieTales version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZFtz68We6s&list=PLbsxXg1DO7uwox32r-5vK58l6yD7zq-_8