Trying to hold my breath for 8 days...as for the trio, my sympathy goes to Uriah..not nice of David!
God agrees with you. By the way, while the text clearly blames David, it is silent not only on Bathsheba’s acquiescence but also on her exhibitionism (well, lack of modesty). That silence surely doesn’t mean she is blameless; rather, David is the story’s focus.