A Rabbi walks into a bar. He has a long, long grey beard, he’s wearing tzitzis, the whole package. And he has a frog on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, “Where did you get that?!”
The frog answers, “Brooklyn, there are lots of them there.”
I like that one
That was funny!
Groan!
I hope I am not sent to Hell for this, but I laughed......twice. ;>)