Or
I can summarize it in FOUR words:
Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
Alright, I’ll summarize the Lord’s message to mankind in THREE WORDS:
“I got this”
I suggest that an adequately informative summary would attempt to answer the question, "What is the Bible all about?" Did you actually watch the offered two-minute excerpt before writing that? The reason I ask is that, setting aside that I fully disagree with both of your proposals as summaries, I am curious how you could propose those after viewing it.