Whew! I was really worried about you confusing me. Not.
Shame? This thread is about 1 man and his church. Maybe make Kobe worship threads a caucus thread in the religion department.
Sounds like a good idea.
1. The altar could be a mini-sized basketball court, with all the lines a normal court would have.
2. The central figure on the altar could be Bryant making some cool three-pointer...in lieu of a cross.
3. His daughter could be off to the side as an "alternate" figure of worship, for teenagers.
4. The sound of bouncing basketballs could be the music for the service.
5. Those who help the service would be wearing basketball jerseys and shorts with HUGE tennis shoes.
6. Shaquille O'Neal's size 22 shoes could be a "side" altar.
7. The Harlem Globetrotters could be "guest" speakers.
Wow... holy, holy, holy...