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New theological trend of confessing sins to plants leaves vegetarians with much to answer for
American Thinker ^
| 09/20/2019
| Monica Showalter
Posted on 09/20/2019 7:33:09 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
"Today in chapel, we confessed to plants,"
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:35:24 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: SeekAndFind
“leaves vegetarians with much to answer for”
Revolutionary Justice!
An eye for a leaf!
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:37:29 AM PDT
by
BeauBo
To: SeekAndFind
Pagans making a comeback..
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:38:38 AM PDT
by
fruser1
To: SeekAndFind
I confess, my german shepherd dog peed on a plant and I didn’t stop him.
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:39:10 AM PDT
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MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: BenLurkin
Students at Union Theological Seminary confess to plants.
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:44:34 AM PDT
by
SeekAndFind
(look at Michigan, it will)
To: SeekAndFind
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:45:30 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: SeekAndFind
Neo pagan schizophrenics now run seminaries.
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:47:52 AM PDT
by
allendale
(.)
To: SeekAndFind
To: SeekAndFind
Is this a prank by the instructor? It better be.
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:50:51 AM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(If you want a friend, rescue a pit bull.)
To: SeekAndFind
Some people confess to their creator. And some people confess to their priest. And now some people confess to their marijuana plant. Had to happen I guess...
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:52:14 AM PDT
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faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: SeekAndFind
The nice thing about confessing your sins to plants is that you can eat the plant and then no one will ever know what you confessed about.
To: SeekAndFind
Well, I guess Bro. Meliad could hear my confession.........
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:57:19 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: SeekAndFind
Idiocracy was a documentary...................
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:57:59 AM PDT
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Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: BenLurkin
Well, if they are Methodist plants.......Philo and Rhoda Dendron...............
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posted on
09/20/2019 7:59:21 AM PDT
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Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: BenLurkin
Ask any vegetable, and the chances are good...
That the vegetable will respond to youuuuuu.
Book of Frank.
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posted on
09/20/2019 8:00:49 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: SeekAndFind
They definitely need to beg forgiveness for turning plants into cheeseburgers. Damn cannibals!
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posted on
09/20/2019 8:10:13 AM PDT
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FlingWingFlyer
(You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: faithhopecharity
Better than confessing to a pervy priest.
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posted on
09/20/2019 8:20:45 AM PDT
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bgill
To: SeekAndFind
The ancient idea of the scapegoat meant the goat would take on the sins of the people and be driven out into the desert. Does the plant take on the sins of the person who confesses to him/her/it? If it is a potted plant, it could then be taken out to the desert and left to die. Of course if a wild animal ate it first then the animal would carry the sins.
To: SeekAndFind
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posted on
09/20/2019 8:26:57 AM PDT
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aquila48
(Do not let them make you care!)
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