[Bommer]

Make them the dam cake and make it taste like shit! When they complain, give them a 10% off coupon. Then your rep around the gay community goes to hell, and no more gay problem! It's just that easy. Even better, widen the eyes and don't blink saying "oh yeah. I'll make you a cake. Yeeeeessss! I'll make a real special cake for you!" Smile and laugh like your Dwight Frye. They'll leave! Problem with Christians now a days is that they are falling for the trap. Turn the tables and make them run away!

[bgill]

Or tell them you’re not available on their special date, you have too many orders that day or you’re closing that day for vacation. Either actually close or later tell them you had a change of plans. Never ever admit it’s because you don’t do business with scum.