I know this was a big bugaboo for my former pastor before he retired. He said he’d do double-takes on the altar, not believing that he was actually looking out and seeing all that cleavage.
He actually put a sarcastic piece in our bulletin denying the rumors that a swimming pool was being constructed in the church basement, so you can all quit coming to Mass in your bathing suits.
The has to be a comedy skit somewhere about a pastor/priest dropping a communion wafer into a woman’s cleavage and trying to retrieve it without causing a scene. Sounds like something Benny Hill would do.