The new and improved 10 Commandments.
I am the government, your god, which delivereth unto you food stamps, housing vouchers, free or reduced cost health insurance, and debt-free college.
1. Thou shalt not put any false gods before yourself.
2. Thou shalt worship graven images such as Benjamin Franklin.
3. Thou shalt not be so uptight about rap artists’ language.
4. Six days you shall slack off and on the seventh day be completely stoned out of your gourd.
5. So that thy burden of social insurance not be too harsh, thou shalt subject your parents to euthanasia.
6. Thou shalt kill prior to or soon after delivery.
7. Thou shalt redistribute the wealth.
8. Thou shalt not commit false witness except in the name of social justice.
9. Thou shalt not take adultery too seriously. After all, it’s only sex.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ass, unless of course, you’re gay.
Sadly...number 10 doesnt mirror the fact that the rate of female rectal cancer is goin up...could be due to more anal “sex” and HPV infection.