That's exactly right.
I said and thought "Baloney Sandwich" --- as I explained, it's what my husband and I say all the time --- and then we laugh and go on with light hearts, in peace.
And so, since you couldn't take offense at that, you took offense at what I didn't mean and didn't say, because you thought you knew what I was thinking.
You know, you could play this game all by yourself.
You could read all the parts in the script and move all the pieces on both sides of the checkers board, without anyone else having to get involved at all.
Sounds like a remarkably efficient way for you to conduct your controversies.
I, for one, would consider it a stroke of genius.
I bid you a good night.