Three chaplains at a military base played poker once a week, and a constant topic during play was whether it was ever permissible to lie. Two chaplains insisted it was sometimes OK to lie, but the third stubbornly insisted it was never OK.
A new commander took over and forbade poker on the base, but the chaplains continued their friendly weekly game. During one game, the CO barged in as the three scrambled to cover the game.
He asked the first two chaplains if they were playing poker and they insisted they were not. He asked the third chaplain, who just looked puzzled and said, “With who?”
Chuckle.