Hey, maybe you can go to limbo instead. It’s like heaven and feels like heaven, but is not heaven, but if you’re there you cannot tell the difference! Contrary to some posters, limbo is not an artist’s rendering of hell. That is not church teaching but an imaginary tale. If confusing, you need a black-clad old nun to explain!
dang that Rush Limbo guy!
I don’t even want to glimpse purgatory