[fungoking]

The Babylon Bee has a lit of fun with Calvinist:
http://babylonbee.com/?s=Calvin

Calvinist Dog Corrects Owner: ‘No One Is A Good Boy’
Calvinist Nods Stoically After Being Ambushed By Surprise Party
Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List
New Calvinist Baskin-Robbins Offers Customers One Preselected Flavor To Choose From
Calvinist Health Insurance Company Declares All Conditions Pre-Existing

[metmom]

Babylon Bee is great!