Pretty sure the Holy Spirit is the female aspect of God:
1. It told the prophets what to say.
2. It tells God what you really meant to say.
3. It never stops groaning.
4. It gets fussy and leaves at the least provocation.
It’s also always bugging you to stop and ask directions instead of blundering ahead the way you think you should go...
This is not funny, and yet I can’t help laughing.