[Salamander]

It’s a mysterious meat product.

[shibumi]

And delicious I might add.

SPAM lightly grilled with some coarse ground mustard
and green onions on crusty French or Vienna bread.

(Hush, Dear! Don’t make a foose - I’ll have your SPAM
instead. I love it! I’m having SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
Baked Beans SPAM, SPAM & SPAM!)