Speechless, for once.
The Sunday before Halloween we had a young man dressed in black who had never been seen before attempt to take a host in his hand and walk out. He was stopped by a friend of mine, then confronted by a priest who was successful in verbally forcing him to surrender the host. Drove a black corvette convertible to the church to attempt this nonsense.
Three weeks later a gal we know thought she saw his car, I took my revolver to find it in the parking lot but it was not there and I think it was nerves. I often carry a large pocket knife and he would have lost a couple of tires to have him stay around for discussions.