I’m not going to waste time responding to your surreal, Looney Tunes version of Catholicism.
Any time you write about ACTUAL Catholicism, I may respond.
Resorting to ridicule is not proof so you have essentially thrown in the towel on this argument. A real apologist knows when to agree to disagree and stop digging. Saying your religion declares it so and it is so doesn’t cut it - at least not here.