[Carthego delenda est]

“More reliable signs of possession are:”

•ability to crawl up the wall and onto the ceiling

There was a case in Indiana not too long ago where a possessed person did that in front of multiple witnesses.

[Mrs. Don-o]

I read about that. Right up the wall, across the ceiling, then landed with a blackflip in front of grandma.

The actual eyewitnesses included, as I remember it, trained medical personnel as well as somebody from hospital security.