The best one I heard was in the Army before going to ‘stan from a muslim doing a “cultural training” before deployment. He went: “in islam only the first sip of alcohol is sinful, after that it is not on you, you can get drunk”
and everything else is like that.
One day Mohammed wanted to screw his son’s wife. He became obsessed with it. He went to his wife Aisha to explain all kinds of BS to her how God just told him it was OK in this case. She replied: “Mohammed, there is nothing that your God does not allow you to do!!”
Basically it is witchcraft
“Basically it is witchcraft”
More like the “wishcraft” of a 7th century murdering psychopath/megalomaniac.