not be considered qualified to serve as Catholic school teachers. Among them might be included: atheists, Christian fundamentalists.......
“Sorry, we don’t hire atheists.”
“But I really need this job.”
“We don’t want you teaching your unbelief.”
“Well, I was just kidding. I confess Jesus is my lord and savior.”
“Really?”
“I swear.”
“We won’t hire you for being a fundamentalist, either. It’s Catch-22.”
“So, Catch-22 says you won’t hire me because I’m not religious enough and you won’t hire me if I’m too religious? That’s some catch, that Catch-22.”
“It’s the best there is.”