Well then by logical extension, any time I have seen a protestant kneeling in prayer holding their Bible we can safely conclude that they are worshipping the Bible. Going strictly by appearances and the rules you have established, it is the only logical conclusion.
If you see any one offering prayers to the Bible as catholics do as noted at this website http://www.marypages.com/PrayerstoMary.htm or making images of the Bible and bowing down to it as catholics do Mary then you may have an argument.
Instead, your argument sounds like a third grader doing something they shouldn't who has been caught by the teacher and when asked for an explanation they cry out I'm not the only one doing it!
Daniel1212's post must have really hit home.
Those pigeons must still be having a field day on the chess board.
and this is EXACTLY how the anti-Catholics sound to the Catholics.