[HossB86]

Hey, hey, hey, now... no falling away from Net Pope Hossus I... If there's going to be any excommunications done here, I'M the one doing 'em. Get it?

Now wait just a second... I have to find my pointy hat, red shoes... where's that Ex Cathedra chair? Crap. This lawn chair will just have to do.

Now... what's going on here?

Net Pope Hossus I

[Mark17]

Hey, hey, hey, now... no falling away from Net Pope Hossus I... If there's going to be any excommunications done here, I'M the one doing 'em. Get it?

Sorry your Eminense Hossus 1. I just had a vapor lock, and forgot to ask your permission. The truth is, I have unofficially been my own pope for many moon. Now, however, I need to make a formal request to be my own pope, as long as I don't have to kiss your ring. 😖👎😤
I was thinking of a name for myself, that I wanted to run by you, for your approval. How about Pope Marcus Navigatorus Extraordinarus? It kinda be of has a nice ring to it, don't you think?