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To: SeekAndFind

Alice is a funny guy. He tells a story about meeting Elvis. Elvis said, matter-of-factly, “You’re the guy with the snake onstage.” He put a loaded .38 in Alice’s hand and said, “I want you to shoot me.” Alice said, “What are you talking about?” “I want you to point the gun at me and shoot me.” Alice half-heartedly pointed it at the King and the next thing he knew, he was on his back with the King’s foot on his neck.

Alice said when he met Elvis, Chubby Checker and Linda Lovelace were in the room. He said, “Two of us left. I don’t know what Elvis and Chubby Checker did all night.” LOL.


18 posted on 04/26/2016 8:18:03 PM PDT by Rastus (The next president will be Trump or Hillary. Vote accordingly.)
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To: Rastus

Alice’s story about fleeing from a first-and-last date with an overly-aggressive Raquel Welch is pretty funny.

He absconded!


98 posted on 04/27/2016 7:18:39 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
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