Mary, Mother of God

The Sacred Page ^ | December 29, 2015

[Elsie]

Contumacoous refusal while aware that she is due it is another matter.

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I see how easy it would be even for ME to use a; um; scatological term here.

[Elsie]

As the open and obstinate rebellion of a Catholic against the Divinely instituted teaching authority of the Church...

Thank GOD that I am off the hook!

[Mark17]

I thought Al Gore did that!?

No, Al Gore invented the Internet. All the hot air coming out of his mouth created global warming, so yes, I guess you could say, Al Gore created the need for air conditioning. I fight global warming, the only way I know how. I turn on my air conditioner, 365 days a year.

:-)

[Elsie]

Thank GOD that I am off the hook!

I wonder which one of these CATHOLICS had the teaching AUTHORITY???

Acts 15:39
And there arose a sharp disagreement, so that they separated from each other.

[Elsie]

He gathered all his graces together and called them Mary (Maria).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdB6CN7jww

[Elsie]

I fight global warming, the only way I know how. I turn on my air conditioner, 365 days a year.

Nope; you merely take your heat and move it to a different part of the planet.

(Could you move it MY way??)

[metmom]

Well, we have white right now but it ain’t sand and I’ll need to shovel it.

Or maybe wait until tomorrow when it’s supposed to hit a blistering 45.

[Mark17]

Thank GOD that I am off the hook!

Maybe you are off the hook, but what about me? I am just a hick from Davao Del Sur.

:-)

[metmom]

What’s that an image of?

[metmom]

And how does Mary and Joseph not having sex help them raise JESUS?

[metmom]

So they raised the Holy Spirit and the Father as well?

That’s quite a feat.

[metmom]

I really don’t get the Protestant aversion to honoring the Mother of Jesus.

Don't move the goalposts.

Nobody dishonors the mother of Jesus.

We object to the wrong title of Mother of God and the inaccuracies that are created about her by Catholicism and passed off as truth.

[Mark17]

Nope; you merely take your heat and move it to a different part of the planet.

(Could you move it MY way??)

I just thought of a business proposition. I could take empty aluminum cans, fill them with hot air from here, then send them to you for distribution. The possibilities are endless. We could make a fortune selling genuine Davao rarified hot air. I can see where it would be seasonal, however.

:-)

[Syncro]

Oh ok I will reply to him and ping you.

Get ready...

[kinsman redeemer]

(Given to St. Dominic and Blessed Alan de la Roche)

Sounds more like Lyndon LaRouche.

[Syncro]

Ok you are correct. A nobody quoted me.

To: Syncro; verga

What’s with the Italians? Are you quoting me?

nobody quotes you!

2,323 posted on 1/13/2016, 8:27:29 PM by terycarl (COMMOn

What does this code--’--mean that you inserted in the quote of mine that you quoted?

Oh BTW you are my favorite nobody.

[terycarl]

What’s with the Italians? Are you quoting me?

nobody quotes you!

[daniel1212]

It’s 15 with a windchill of 6 and a RH of 70% which at these temperatures means everything gets desiccated.

Wait till next Tuesday night!

[kinsman redeemer]

I heard a similar one once:

Two guys on an elevator.

First - “You going up or down.”
Second - “Up.”

First - “You sure?”
Second - “Yes. I’m a Baptist.”

First - “Oh! There’s two kinds of Baptists. What kind of Baptist are you?”
Second - “Baptist Church of GOD “

First - “Oh! There’s two kinds of Baptist Church of GOD . Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD or Original Baptist Church of GOD?”
Second - “Reformed Baptist Church of GOD.”

First - “Oh! There’s two kinds of Reformed Baptist Church of GOD. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?”
Second - “I didn’t know that there were two kinds of Reformed Baptist Church of GOD.”

First - “Well there are two kinds: Those who are going up and those who are going down.”

[Syncro]

That's kind of creepy that you see anti-Catholics peeking around every corner like boogiemen

Any anti-Catholic anti-any denomination seen here should be reported as it against the rules to post personal comments against any individual.

But realize if you raise a stink about anti-Catholics some of your snide snarky personal attack posts may be pulled as the rules are not just to protect Catholics.

Being anti-CatholicISM is OK, but don't make it personal is the rule.

Sorry didn't mean to get into your territory and make a thread about you.

[verga]

Still making it about me, Son that equine is dead!