Paramedic #1:
You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.
Freddy:
Well, what does that mean?
Paramedic #1:
Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.
Freddy:
Are you saying we're dead?
Paramedic #2:
Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
Freddy:
Are you saying we're dead?
Paramedic #2:
No conclusions.
Paramedic #1:
Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.