Got one that goes off every 5 minutes? Because that’s about how often I need to go running back to Jesus and throw myself at His feet to beg His mercy and Grace Like Paul I am chief of sinners Glory be to God He has provided a way out!
FIVE minutes?!?!?!?!
Wow....
You’re GOOD.
“Got one that goes off every 5 minutes?”
Hmm, I was just going to have the app track your sins so you know when you reach whatever “sin threshold” the Catholic church decides on (if they like my plan of course).
I guess once you hit that, you’ll just have to run “in the red” until you can get to the confessional.