Jerk.
You got yourself off very much on the wrong foot with your idiotic (Yes, you're acting like an idiot. At least, I think it's an act) Ricky Ricardo imitation.
Stuff it.
Jerk.
And yes, supposed conservatives (such as you pretend to be) supporting contraception DO show how thoroughly corrupt America has become. How long before you start supporting institutionalized sodomy?
Jerk.
Obviously, you are miserable and bitter in your monk like state of celibacy - and I do feel sorry for you. Thus you are ranting emotionally, and jumping to all kinds of convulsions. First of which is that “splainin to do Lucy” is some kind of insult. It’s an iconic figure of speech, said in humor. But bitter celebits don’t get humor I guess.
Second, I never said I was pro or anti contraception - other than the narrow construct that it was blamed by these two authors. You just went over the cliff on that ASSumption.
Third, the idea that this has anything to do with sodomy is just a total bitter rant devoid of any logical underpinning whatsoever. That’s just you being stupid. Or perhaps in your celibacy, you don’t understand the differences.