[terycarl]

I’d want to be there, or somewhere like it... but not burned up... not embalmed... if anything, I’d like to be food for the critters.

that would be both illegal and UNWELCOME!!

[Rodamala]

I hope to die a criminal in my shallow grave in the woods.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

that would be both illegal and UNWELCOME!!

Depends what state. Some states are permitting so-called "green burials." No embalming, no box, just a deep hole and a shroud. Then they plant a tree on top of you. Personally, that's exactly what I want. Anything else is just vanity and waste. Failing that, I want to be cremated and my ashes dumped along a trail somewhere back in the mountains, so that whoever is doing it has to do at least an overnight backpack and have an adventure.