Nice. Every gets to interpret their own way and ignorance is bliss, so the naturally corollary is Christ allowed for multiple interpretations, multiple truths. Don’t worry, be happy.
Logic's not your strong point. I'd advise you to keep to the knee-jerk doctrinal recitation without sticking any toes into apologetics.
It's okay, you can still be contemptuous. But when you start conflating your imaginings of new age perspectives with denunciations of any independent thought at all, it's time to back away from the heretics on the rack and take a breather. After all, to much dungeon work can make anyone lightheaded. And the heretics will still be there tomorrow - a zealot's work is never done. So have a beer, put up your feet, and take a break. For like, oh, a decade or so.