Fair enough. I agree here. I think the comment that made me go, "Huh?" was the kissing the Koran part. I immediately had to go back and see if they meant JPII. I don't think Francis has ever kissed the Koran either (although it wouldn't surprise me if he did).
We were punked! I just googled National Report and found out they are a fake/satire news site:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Report