LOL. No, no my FRiend. If the Scriptures are really teaching what we are saying, then "getting it" is not required, either. If God has you written on his hand, and chosen you before the foundation of the world (Eph.1), then you are safe in His care...even if you think that your decision got you there. There are some rescued Catholics (not due to the teaching that they listen to), and rescued evangelicals (even though many of them believe a health/wealth error). As Paul says, this stuff is "meat" and not "milk".
I always hoped this was a true story, as it would put me and my uncertainty in good company.
Even with Jesus' promise, I probably should head back to Arizona and get re-acclimated to the heat...just in case those Puritans are right.