Obama Worships at the First Church of Eighteen Holes

American Thinker ^ | December 28, 2014 | Jeannie DeAngelis

[Morgana]

When he’s not mocking Americans for being Bible-toting, bitter gun-clingers, every chance he gets Barack Obama loves to throw Bible verses around. The problem is that the verses he quotes are usually out of context, woefully misinterpreted, cherry-picked and distorted to support a socialist worldview, and occasionally completely made-up.

Listening to the president play the reverend on more than one occasion would lead one to believe Jesus Christ was a Marxist whose only objective was to further Obama’s Gospel of Collectivism.

Moreover, for the Scripture enthusiast the president portrays himself to be, it’s amazing how he manages to avoid the more difficult sayings that address the concepts and commands he’d rather ignore. For instance, based on the verses he omits from his repertoire it’s obvious that Obama isn’t at all convinced by God’s commands concerning fornication, the sanctity of life, honesty, duplicity or homosexuality.

[9thLife]

So you could say he’s a hole-y guy.

[GreyFriar]

And his favorite hymn is “Holey, Holey, Holey.”

[Autonomous User]

Obama will tell you the gospel truth. His next shot always depends on his lie.

[RnMomof7]

Thats BAAAAAAAADDDDDD

[moose07]

Obama Worships at the First Church of the Ninth Lace hole.

[MeshugeMikey]

Revrunt Obie Preaching the "Gospel" of...well ...Obie

[Morgana]

no devo hat in church? :)

[a fool in paradise]

He’s a-hole-y guy...

[W.]

He’s an a-hole-y kinda guy..just ask Reggie! [Not Reggie Dwight, although on 2nd thoght, he might know something...].

[MeshugeMikey]

Obie has to try to keep up appearances...when “appearing” in front of his flock