Orson Pratt - Jesus a polygamist, God the Father had a plurality of wives. "We have also proved that both God the Father and our Lord Jesus Christ inherit their wives in eternity as well as in time." The Seer, p. 172 (1853)
***Well, according to some, Jesus wasn’t only married, he was a polygamist.***
But, but I heard it on good authority (the liberal press) that Jesus was gay! Or he really did not exist at all!
Or that he took mushroom drugs! Or that he ran off to Persia!
OH, my brain is strained!