“two churchgoers GOT INTO A FISTFIGHT OVER A PARKING SPOT!”
I can top that. I knew a guy whose father was run over in the church parking lot after services and was killed. Slow down folks, the football game on TV can wait a little bit longer! Besides, running over people and playing demolition derby in the parking lot probably makes a poor impression on the visitors.
I too find the meet-and-greet routine a bit awkward. A lot of folks are shy.
LOL
I was invited to a meeting. While the service was going on, someone jacked up the pastor’s car and stole the tires/rims.
Didn’t go back.
At another place, saw a leg come thru the ceiling - no, not the Second Coming, it was a burglar trying to get to a storage area on the second floor. While the building was full of members.
We moved out of that town shortly after.....