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“Accordingly, the Bible can be considered to be two things – it is younger than the Catholic Church and it is the product of the Catholic Church.”
John 1:1 New International Version (NIV)
The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
Matthew 16:23 New International Version (NIV)
23 Jesus turned and said to Peter, “Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.”