You obfuscate rather than addressing the issue of "today you will be with me in paradise."
That kind of deflection reminds me of what it is to discuss religion with a muslim.
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You are ignorant of Scripture. From Scripture, how long is a day? I'll give you a hint
2 Peter 3:89 reads: But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.