“Yet I know when my Afib kicks in. Usually when I forget to have taken my meds.”
Sounds good and you have a built in warning system re your AFB.
“If I die on the trail, they’ll find me with the childproof bottle in my hands.”
BOL! Be sure to remove all of the so called protective wrappings your bottle came in. They can be harder to get off than the childproof bottle caps.
Yeah. When I'm having a stroke!
Meanwhile I'm trying to get rid of a crapload of gnats which have invaded my home.
Running around setting the gnat traps will probably give me a heart attack, so I won't have to worry about the stroke.