Hardy is just depressing. Although you should read this little short story. It cracked me up:
Absent-mindedness in a parish choir"
I tell everybody that singing trashy pop music in a Catholic Mass is going to lead to EXACTLY such a mixup some day. Not that anybody would notice.
Oh, right. Hardy is the novelist.
Channel firing is in my World War I poetry collection.
Cute story. It reminded me of “Midsomer Murders,” only nobody had died ... yet.