You’d have liked my one priest 3 minutes or less and the funny thing is they were good!We had a priest like that once! I loved him. He had a thick Irish brogue and I really had to focus to understand what he was saying. No matter the topic, he was always thought provoking but was rarely longer than 2.5 minutes, and never, ever, more than 4 minutes. I miss him!
We had a new priest one morning and it was the little ones morning for Mass. He starts off and I truly felt sorry for him. He was from Poland, he sounded like the count on Sesame Street. There was some giggling. He was awesome though. Did great homilies as well.