Ahhh, a “protestant” using Holy Mother Catholic Churches language of Latin.
Except it is not a non sequitor. Trust me, there are lots of Protestants who use Orthodox views and oppose them against Catholic doctrines, whereas those 2 Churches are not that different. If there is, by God’s grace, a full restoration of full communion between Rome and the Orthodox, it is not a fallacy or illogical answer to assert that indeed some protestant head will “allegorically explode” Yours will not perhaps, but many will.
If there is a full restoration either the Pope will have to step down off his throne or the Orthodox will have to kneel and kiss his ring.
If either one of those things happen there will be far more Roman and Orthodox heads exploding.