Official Notice from the Office of Vatican TranslationWe are experiencing some difficulties with the updated version of Google Translate that we use for all official announcements from the Vatican.
Obviously, there will be misunderstandings when the Pure Language of Rome is translated into the confusing and imprecise language of English.
Were not sales of indulgences down again this year, perhaps we could use human translators for these announcements. Unfortunately, is not possible. The misinformation from the poorly named "Reformation" continues to erode our sales of these valuable "get out of jail free" cards for your loved ones.
For this reason, we beg your patience. Be assured that after every important announcement, we will work with the Google Translate employees to refine our message until it causes less ambiguity and concern.
Thank you very much for your patience and understanding. Please do buy indulgences for your departed loved ones, who are suffering.
They've been at zero since about 1550. How can they be "down again this year"? Oh, I get it: they're down to zero, again this year, just like it's been for the last 464.