‘There are some of us out there who do not look at men as live in bondservants.’
I must have names and phone numbers of these women. Pics would also be preferred.:)
Now you mean to tell me, imagine there are no Mexicans, that you could kill mice, spiders, take out the garbage, dig postholes, herd cattle, castrate the male cattle, fix a tractor, remember to get the oil changed, balance a checkbook, do the taxes, get rid of a wasp nest, work a paying job 60-80 hours/week, put new flashlight batteries in, set the clocks forward or back depending on the time of year, mow the lawn while smiling at neighbors you can’t stand, investigate a strange noise usually outside in your drawers and sometimes without in Jan., remember where the cutoff valve for the water is, reset a breaker while you try to find the flashlight in the dark, find the flashlight and wonder why you didn’t put in new batteries, cut, split and stack enuff firewood to heat a small city, check the washer fluid in the cars, check the oil, rotate the tires on the afore mentioned cars, walk the dog, and put the lid back on the toothpaste, you can do all that, are you blonde, wear blue tights and a red cape and have a big red S emblazoned on your chest? If so forget the other women’s names and numbers, I have been looking for you all my life. Send info.:)
Now you mean to tell me, imagine there are no Mexicans, that you could that you could:
-kill mice - I set the mouse traps
-spiders - yes
- take out the garbage - yes, done that
- dig postholes - not yet but am capable
- herd cattle - never done that, no opportunity to try yet.
-castrate the male cattle - no opportunity for that either
-fix a tractor - does working on my own car count?
- remember to get the oil changed - do that
- balance a checkbook - do that ALL the time for the last 35 years
- do the taxes - if I don’t keep track of the forms and nag mr. mm, they don’t get done
- get rid of a wasp nest - I know how but have not yet done it.
-work a paying job 60-80 hours/week - Motherhood = 24/7
- put new flashlight batteries in - if I don’t do it, it doesn’t get done, neither does the TP get changed
- set the clocks forward or back depending on the time of year - twice a year
- mow the lawn while smiling at neighbors you can’t stand - yup, with a hand push mower to boot
- investigate a strange noise usually outside in your drawers and sometimes without in Jan. - I would not do that to anyone, but I do check out strange noises
- remember where the cutoff valve for the water is - yes, and do it before leaving on vacation
- reset a breaker while you try to find the flashlight in the dark - yes
-find the flashlight and wonder why you didn’t put in new batteries - yes
- cut, split and stack enuff firewood to heat a small city - done my share of cutting and stacking to heat the house.
- check the washer fluid in the cars - yes
- check the oil - yes and change it and do a lube job.
- rotate the tires on the afore mentioned cars - yes, and know how to mark them so they go on correctly
- walk the dog - don’t have a dog, thank God.
- and put the lid back on the toothpaste - yes
-you can do all that, are you blonde - yes
- wear blue tights - not any more
and a red cape and have a big red S emblazoned on your chest?
If so forget the other women’s names and numbers, I have been looking for you all my life. Send info.:) - already taken. Sorry.....