Okay. Now I'm worried.
A little more than 8 years ago I underwent surgery on both feet, or as we say technically, Feeties.
Some years later, after what I now know to be an entirely coincidentally related to a trip to the range with highly inadequate ear protection, I developed what I thought was tinnitus.
But it only manifested when I was in bed.
My foot surgeon was a Catholic.
Now I see that my feet were just trying to contact the mother ship.
Strangely, this does not comfort me.
There you go, irrefutable proof.