I woke up from my slumber and knew there had to be more to being a Christian that hearing a drunk preacher tell me I was going to hell if I didn’t get right with the Lord. Protestants, no sacraments, and everyone knows more about Jesus than the other person. Everyone with a different opinion about what the Bible says, and of course they are all right. Just ask them.
Well of course!
Protestants, no sacraments,
Because there are none. Though some denominations have them. Most just follow the Lord's Supper & Baptism of believers.
and everyone knows more about Jesus than the other person.
Heck of a church you attended.
Everyone with a different opinion about what the Bible says
I can't speak for them, but apparently they cared about what it actually says, unlike many conversations with catholics here.
of course they are all right. Just ask them.
Clearly not. But you've simply outsourced study for being told by one source.