I’ve seen a chimpanzee smoking a cigar while rollerskating—backwards, with his hands behind his back.
And he looked pretty pleased with himself, the cocky little ape. Should we baptize chimps too?
Martians, primates, democrats and gingers have no souls I tell ya!
I don’t know any chimps with the intelligence to travel through space, and that’s the only way an alien could reach the Pope.